HAPPY FRIDAY!!

It's FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!! Happy Friday!!! I am kind of hungover this morning!! Yikes!! Last night me and Dames went to the science center for adult night! SO MUCH FUN!! There was a bar (yay!), and dranks were only 5 bucks!! Steal of a deal.

I'm googling how to make your own sushi right now. I really want to make sushi!!! I'm sure they have kits for that stuff....like that rolling thing...haha I clearly have no clue what I'm doing. I really want to go to the casino and play roulette. It's hard to find friends to go to the casino with you!!!

Saturday me and Casey are going to the back alley for her bro's bday partayyy!!! I'm pretty excited to go out dancing with one of my favorite gal pals! They started making blended beverages at the back alley and I need to test out their bellini to see how they compare to Earls, Joeys, and Milestones! Mmm delicious cocktails!!

Have a fabulous weeeeekend!!!!!!!

xoxoxoxoxoxooooo

WHYYYY GOD WHYYYY

Why is it so hard to eat healthy and exercise and lose belly chunkkkkkkkkkk. Today I told myself I'd start being good and dieting, and then I got a vanilla latte and this epic scone, which probably has 1000 calories in it. I give up. It's over. I can't even go running today because I have to meet my stupid dad for stupid lunch and then go to the stupid doctor and get a stupid vagina exam. On the plus side, I showered this morning, so my doctor won't have some dirty vag to look at. Okay. Diet starts tomorrow. hahaha omg tomorrow's friday!!!! WEEEOOOHHH!!!!

Tonight me and Dames are going to the science center to build a car and race it and have cocktails!! YUM YUM YUM!!!! I hope this adult night at the science center is as amazing as I've been building it up to be in my head, or else I may cry. I'm sure it'll be a hoot!!

Operation do these expenses that have been haunting me since December. AND GO!!

Happy Thursday!! Almost the weekend!!

UPDATE: 

MY BOSS IS OUT OF TOWN UNTIL THE END OF THE WEEK!!! HALLELUJAH!! I'm so going running after lunch and the doc! Winning at Thursday over here!! :)

I may have an additive personality.

I AM SO ADDICTED TO INSTAGRAM RIGHT NOW!!!!

I guess there could be worse vices, such as: Heroine, crack, ugly shoes, cat toys. Seriously though, I have been trying to do my expenses all day, nay, all week, and have just been looking at picture of delicious food, pretty nails, and cute cats on instagram! There is another app I can see myself falling into a sweet addiction with: Thumb. You ask the interweb a question such as: Do you like these sunglasses? and post a pic of the sunglasses, and people can either thumbs up, or thumbs down, and can also leave a comment if they choose to! So far I have thrown three earth shattering questions at the world:

1. Are you a cat person?
2. Do you like water crest?
3. Does this cocktail look yummy?

I'm just testing the waters!! There are a lot of people on this Thumb app! 85 people answered back to my cocktail question! I've instagrammed so much today when I click on a picture it goes into shrunken head mode! Maybe I should become addicted to doing my expenses for work...that sounds like it would be a productive addiction...

My father wants to meet for lunch tomorrow, and I think I know why. I've been spending quite a bit of money lately, and have run out of my own, so I've been taking money out of this account linked on my TD easy-web. If he asks me about it, I'll just apologize, and hopefully he'll forgive my greediness! The money is from selling my house, so I figure it's mine anyways, he should just let me have a little bit!!!! A girl needs to shop, and party, and buy every possible shade of pink nail polish invented!!!

Happy hump day <3

Oooh ps. double date at 1410 tonight with the smitten kittens (John and Martha)!! Cocktail time!! :)

Tuesday Shoesday!!

Writing the title of this blog just made we want to run to the nearest shoe store and go shoe-crazy!! That would be shoe-tastic!! HELLO TUESDAY. I shall not be purchasing shoes today, unfortunately. I don't THINK I'll be buying shoes today...although I guess you never really know, do you?

Last night flag football was so much funner than I thought it was going to be! I think playing our last game in the rain made me strongly dislike football, but last night the sun was shining, and all was good!! I even caught the ball last night!! Shocking I know, although it was pretty much handed to me, so it would have been a lot more effort NOT catching the ball. After football, we headed to our teammates' abode for a BBQ!!! Wait, wait, reverse. Before the BBQ, we stopped at the Liquor Depot in Brentwood, which was quite the treat!! At the Liquor Depot, they have this wine tester machine with approximately 15 different wines you can try. I was in wine heaven, and probably had an epic smile on my face the whole time!!  I really couldn't tell you which wine was my favorite, or even one name of one of the delicious wines, what I can tell you is that I took full advantage of the free wine, which is clearly the most important thing!

Me and Damien bought a bottle of red, and I really can't wait to drink it!! Hopefully tonight will be a little wine night!!

Things I'm excited for: Potential wine night tonight! Double date with John and Martha tomorrow, Science Center date night Thursday!! WEEEOOOO!!!

Also: Tonight I need to watch Cougar Town, and catch up on the Game of Thrones episode from Sunday night!! I also really want popcorn!!

Happy Tuesday!!!

I have a good feeling about this week!!

Hola Muchachos!! I should really stop trying to speak Spanish, clearly my Spanish 10 class from high school did not do me any good!!

The sun is shining in gorgeous Calgary, and I'm in a fabulous mood!! Did I mention I was going to do a pin-up photo shoot for Steph and Robyn's photographer friend? I'm super excited about it!! Steph suggested I do a tennis photo-op, and the photographer was thinking a surfer chick! EEK!!! I've been trying not to stuff my face with terrible food, so I'm not all belly self-conscious!

I've really been procrastinating about studying for my English and Social exams in June, and I've decided I really need to get on it. A couple of my friends didn't get into the program they wanted at MRU, which makes me feel fortunate that I did, which also makes me wonder why I'm not studying my butt off. Procrastination is such a crafty bitch!!!

It was Cinco de Mayo on Saturday and we all went to BEERFEST!!!! SO MUCH FUN!!! Even though the weather outside was insanely frightful, it was all good in the BMO center!! Me and Mel even hit the cashino afterwards to gamble our lives away!!! Gambling is so freakishly addictive!!! I wanted to go back yesterday, but going to the casino alone is kind of depressing, and you feel everyone is judging you, which they are. I lost 100 bucks in the sluts, and then won it back in roulette which was alright! Could have been a lot worse!! Mmm roulette. I'm so excited for Stampede, so I can gamble sans judgement for 10 days straight. Drunkenly sitting at a slot machine, putting 20 after 20 into it. Gambling is such an odd addiction, I'm guessing it's the thrill of winning that gets you coming back for more!! Yes, the winning...and the free coffee...and the alcohol...they also have some pretty tasty sandwiches, and a kick ass 2 dollar breakfast!! I need to stop talking about the casino now, it's going to take some willpower to forget it exists for a bit!! If you're reading this and have an addiction to gambling, I apologize, and completely understand!

HAPPY WEEEEEEK!!!!!

Flag Football TONIGHT. shit.

My Crazy Plant Lady

It's not easy being a single, gorgeous, 25 year old girl working in an office full of crazies, which is why girls should always have a fake boyfriend! I learned this valuable lesson when my company's plant lady asked me if I was single last summer. Since I WAS in fact single, I said I was, and then the worst thing ever happened: She asked me if I wanted to be set up with her son. Being set up by your plant lady is not like being set up by one of your gal pals, it's much much worse. CPL (crazy plant lady) asked me if I would like to come to her house for wine and appetizers, and meet her 21 year old son. As soon as she was serious about setting us up, I knew I had to get a fake bf ASAP. The next time I saw CPL, she asked me when would be a good time for me to come over to her house and meet her son, I very quickly said I had just started dating someone. The look in my plant lady's face was priceless, it looked as though I had just told her I set fire to all her precious plants (which she talks to daily). Ever since I told CPL I'm a taken woman, she asks me when I'm going to dump him and meet her son.

Lesson I've learned from this experience:  Do not tell crazy people you're single, and assume everyone is crazy, or else you could be put in endless awkward conversations! I think eventually I'm going to have to tell her me and my fake boyfriend are married so she stops pestering me to break up with him!

4 Hours till FREEDOM!!!

HELLO!!! Good almost afternoon!!

I'm back to blogging! WEEOOOH! Let's see what's been happening with me...marathon in 3 weeks (FML), BUT my dad's company is going to pay for my entry, so hello 100 bucks back!! My family got their taxes back already, but mine has yet to make an appearance!! I could really use that money for drinking this weekend!!

Last night me and Damien went to the Coup for dinner, and it was AMAZING!!!! Best date night so far! We had hummus with pita chips as an appy, and I had white wine sangria! Dames had the ginger beer, which was also delish!! For dinner I had the Thai pizza, and Dames got this Greek goddess bowl of healthy goodness!!! We had white wine with dinner which was so yummy!!! For dessert we had a lemon coconut cheesecake-ish square which was phenom!! I was really feeling everything we had last night, maybe it was the wine!! Mmm, it was like a dining experience! I'm pretty sure we were there for 2 and a half hours at least. Successful date night!

This weekend is going to be a blast!!! I took a half day tomorrow since it's my dad's retirement party at Booker's crab shack!!! Hahahah I was looking at Booker's menu, and it's not very vegetarian friendly! I think I decided my best bet was Jalapeno cornbread, corn on the cob, and yam fries! Friday night is also Martina's birthday party at the drum which will be a HOOT!! A little corn on the cob followed by some dancing! Saturday is CINQO DE MAYO!!! MUST DRINK MARGARITAS!!! Saturday is also Beerfest, which will be an utter shit show!! I'm going to park my fine ass in the ginger beer line and just chug chug chug. I predict a very fun weekend :)

Ooh I forgot to mention I'm getting my hair done after work today! 4:00pm can't come soon enough!!

HAPPY THURSDAY!!!