WHYYYY GOD WHYYYY

Why is it so hard to eat healthy and exercise and lose belly chunkkkkkkkkkk. Today I told myself I'd start being good and dieting, and then I got a vanilla latte and this epic scone, which probably has 1000 calories in it. I give up. It's over. I can't even go running today because I have to meet my stupid dad for stupid lunch and then go to the stupid doctor and get a stupid vagina exam. On the plus side, I showered this morning, so my doctor won't have some dirty vag to look at. Okay. Diet starts tomorrow. hahaha omg tomorrow's friday!!!! WEEEOOOHHH!!!!

Tonight me and Dames are going to the science center to build a car and race it and have cocktails!! YUM YUM YUM!!!! I hope this adult night at the science center is as amazing as I've been building it up to be in my head, or else I may cry. I'm sure it'll be a hoot!!

Operation do these expenses that have been haunting me since December. AND GO!!

Happy Thursday!! Almost the weekend!!

UPDATE: 

MY BOSS IS OUT OF TOWN UNTIL THE END OF THE WEEK!!! HALLELUJAH!! I'm so going running after lunch and the doc! Winning at Thursday over here!! :)

The morning after wine night....

I am hung the fuck over. What's the saying about the hair of the dog? I feel like it could be applied to my current situation. I knew I was going to go home yesterday after work and indulge in a bottle of wine, but I really saw myself passing out at around 9pm and waking up fresh as a daisy! If you saw me right now you would not think I look fresh as a daisy!

Last night I left work early since I didn't take a lunch (still waiting to see if I get yelled at for that), and rushed home to watch MAD MEN!!! I actually kind of forgot how slow and somewhat dull Mad Men is...don't get me wrong, I LOVE LOVE LOVE Mad Men, but you have to admit, it's not the most upbeat television show. So there I was, on the couch, just me, a bottle of wine, my fur baby, a blanket, and my stirfry!! OOH I bought new stirfry mix with baby corn!!! LOVE baby corn. Anyways, I was shit faced by 6pm, and pretty sure I had polished off my bottle of wine by this point, besides the last glass I was nursing. I had moved on to the AMAZING RACE by this point, and then watched something else...Whitney reruns? Random amazing shows on the PVR. At some point during the evening me and Vanessa had decided to hang out, so she came over with CHOCOLATE!!! You know who knows the way to a woman's heart? WOMEN!! V brought over Dairy Milk (YUM) and Peanut M&Ms (DOUBLE YUM). We ate chocolate, drank more wine, made some popcorn, and there goes my diet! Fuck it, stupid dieting.

I think tonight is FINALLY taco night with Dames!! Like seriously, craving tacos over here! Also if you live in Calgary and you're reading this, fuck this weather. If you're not in Calgary and reading this, we're having terrible rainy, cold, snowy weather and it's making me want to run home and hide under my blankets with three bottles of wine, because sometimes two isn't enough, and no one wants to leave bed for more wine...although I guess if you did have to leave bed for something, wine would be the thing you'd want to leave it for. I think I'm on a wine bender. Definitely!!

HAPPY BOOZEDAY TUESDAY!!!!! <3