MAY DAY! MAY DAY! I HAVE NOT HAD COFFEE YET!

Rough start to Friday! I went to plug in the coffee maker this morning and the outlet decided to kill itself, and since I don't know how to fucking fix it, I had to go get an extension cord to another outlet! I'm grumpy this morning. I'm so grumpy that at 11:11 I wished that I'd stop being so grumpy!! I usually wish that today will be the best day ever!! And now none of these wishes will come true because i have told everyone!!! I've doomed myself to being grumpy all day!!!!

Okay I'm drinking coffee now, the morning makes sense again! Damien's coming downtown for lunch and we're going FOOD TRUCKIN!!! The Alley Burger food truck is coming downtown, and I'm so excited for a burger!!!
I'm actually so fucking excited for a burger. Yesterday I was super good and ran at lunch, did yoga at night, and went to bed like a good little girl. Okay the last part of that story isn't entirely true because last night Casey came over to watch Jersey Shore, Big Bang Theory, and The Office, and I definitely had a couple cocktails, and a couple cocktails makes me drunk. I think tonight me and dames are supposed to go to the gym and hot tub, and make yummy food....but he's at the gym right now, and I don't know many people who like to go to the gym in the afternoon and then go back at night....sounds like torture to me!

Tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!! I'm so excited to see all my friends and drink too much and possibly come home and vomit everywhere! I should probably move the new bathmat Mel bought to replace the last bathmat I vomited all over! I'm a really great roommate. Now I just have to decide which PARTAYYYY dress gets to be all over my sexy bodayyy!!!! The coffee has kicked in. THANK FUCK.


Happy Friday LOVES!!!!

And if you're as fortunate as me to live somewhere with a long weekend....

HAPPY FUCKING LONG WEEKEND!!!!