Sex.

You know when you get that "omg I wanna get laid itch"? Not an actual itch....if you have an actual itch you should probably go get it checked out. I want to have sex with someone I actually like, and the problem is, I don't like anyone right now. It takes time to meet someone....develop feelings...have them woo you...then actually have good meaningful sex with them...but I want this meaningful sex right meow! Fuck it...I'll have meaningful sex with myself.