

The Enchanted Forest was magical and filled with fire flies which made the forest twinkle in the night. All of a sudden a huge disgusting owl with a wing span of what seemed like a grown man swooped out of no where and grabbed Candi from where she stood. “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!” She screamed in sheer terror. (Candi has an extreme fear of owls, and is deathly afraid of their creepy beady eyes, and the way their heads rotate on their body so it seems they can turn their heads all the way around. *shiver*) The owl spoke: “Don’t worry, I’m a Prince in disguise Miss! Please don’t be frightened!” Candi thought to herself: Of course the Prince I would meet is in the form of a freaking owl. The owl and Candi exchanged glances and she looked into his eyes and saw there was something more to this owl, and maybe he was really a Prince in disguise! She asked him “So, if you’re a Prince, why are you in the body of an Owl?” The Owl Prince then explained to the breathtaking young girl how he was banished from the kingdom for trying to protect the owls of the forest from being killed for the magical qualities of their feathers. Since Candi saw the goodness and attractiveness in the Owl Prince’s eyes she could tell he was telling the truth. “Is there anything I can do to free you of this owl body and restore you to your human self?” Candi asked desperately. “There is one thing you can do…for the spell to be broken I need 3 girls to gather around me naked and HOOT into the night!”
Candi ran as fast as she could to get her two best girlfriends, Mystic and Vixen!! Candi knew her best friends would help in such a desperate situation! The girls all ran back to the Owl Prince, who was patiently waiting Candi’s return. The girls proceeded to remove their spandex, skin tight jeans, and leggings. They held hands under the Enchanted Forest’s full moon surrounding the Owl Prince butt naked, and started to hoot into the night. HOOT HOOT HOOT!!! The fire flies of the Enchanted Forest started to gather around them, when all of a sudden, Candi noticed a pack of wolves who had also gathered around their circle. The Owl Prince was transforming before their eyes and those wolves were looking hungry! The three girls started to get concerned and knew it was time to GTFO. Candi, Mystic, and Vixen gave eachother the nod to run away, and just as they started to run, without any regard for the fact they were naked, the wolves jumped into the circle and ripped the Owl Prince to shreds. Luckily, the wolves of the Enchanted Forest didn’t have a taste for cute girls, only mystic wildlife. The girls ran to their car, which was waiting in the drive way of the Enchanted Castle, and managed to remain unseen by party guests. Mildly shocked and shaken up by the evening’s events, the girls just looked at each other, started laughing, and said in unison “You win some, and you lose some!!” And that, my friends, is why you never trust an owl.
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