Mr. Friend

There's this guy that I've known for a awhile now and we never seem to be able to get together for some reason, and I'm not sure why. OKAY BACK STORY. I dated his friend for a bit and then something awkward happened so it was over between us, which is for the best because he's not really my type..short...not the biggest peen...pretty underwhelming. Bleh I hate being underwhelmed, you know when you're so excited to have sex and you see the merchandise you're dealing with, and then just *sigh*. That's been happening to me a lot lately. I wish guys wore t-shirts with the size of their penis on them, that would really help us girls out! Uh and the worst is when they know it's small and have to position you a certain way so there's friction...TERRIBLE. Alright so this guy is cute, but I don't really think our personalities match. Dark hair, scruffy, tall, I bet he has a nice penis. I'm determined to find out. The weird part about this situation is that he'll ask me out and we'll have a plan set and then last minute it just won't happen. The same thing happened when we tried to date last year, he'd ask me to come over to watch a movie and then I'd text him and he wouldn't answer..or I just wouldn't text him and we wouldn't talk about the fact we were supposed to hang out the night before...it's a really weird situation. A couple of nights ago he asked me out for drinks, and we decided to go downtown..maybe 1410...and we haven't spoken since. SO WEIRD. Last year we stopped talking because nothing was happening between us and then he just randomly texted me last week so we started our stupid not going anywhere relationship again and it's the same thing just a year later!! I can't seem to catch a break in the guy department!