Weird...I Don't Hate This Monday....

MORNING!!! I'm not in a bad Monday mood for some reason, and I'm not sure why! Sunny brought me black forest cake this morning, but I need to avoid eating it because this is the week I lose my Vegas belly!! There is currently a blizzard going on outside, but hopefully by lunch it will be a little clearer so I can go for a run! After work I fully plan on going to yoga since I have no more excuses NOT to go!

I'm mildly hungover this morning..oopsies!! Paul and Randy were in town last night and shit got real. They got in yesterday morning, so we went for breakfast at Blue Star Diner with Paul's sisters, cousin, and Casey! I got a delicious veggie burger! YUM YUM! We went to the Drum last night, and then to Twisted to watch a drag show and DANCE till about 1am. I love Paul. He's the best. Luckily I didn't cry too much last night about him...haha just a couple little tears!

I think I'm going to google how to be a better girlfriend. I feel like I'm the worst girlfriend EVER. I don't cook...or do whatever the hell girlfriends are supposed to do...fuck it I'm googling this shit right now. Side note: There is a man sitting here waiting for my boss and I really hope he can't see what I'm doing on the comp right now because it's between Facebook, blogging, and looking up how to be a good girlfriend, I'm pretty much a 16 year old girl.

OKAY. I've googled how to be a good girlfriend and have found an article on AskMen:

Top 10: Traits Of A Great Girlfriend

Independent - Okay....I'm pretty independent...I have a job...car...apartment...although my dad does fill my car up sometimes and I am going to go back to school so he'll have to pay for that...NEXT
Intelligent - "The bimbo routine gets real old, real fast." I'm so fucked...I always act like a naive little girl. NEXT...
Sexual - Well I'm always down for that, unless I'm riding the crimson wave. NEXT
She's Beautiful - They mention something about sexy lingerie..and matching bras and pizzanties. SOLD
She Respects You - "This means that she listens to you, even if she doesn't necessarily agree with what you're saying. And, of course, she never tries to demean or belittle you in any way, shape, or form." NEXT

I've learned so much and I'm only on trait 5! I also have the attention span of a poodle and am over this now...

New plan: Look sexy and learn to cook something that isn't pasta! Sounds do-able! Maybe learn something about something and drop some knowledge bombs! I'm so screwed...

Happy Monday :)