I have crazy brain today and I feel like I'm on a different planet! I also only have 50 bucks to last me 12 days, so that's promising! I'm going to have to stock up on food at the rents and then just buy nothing and sit in my room with my liter of vodka and cry....although I have a pretty good life right now, and Paul's coming to visit...I am happy! Now it's time for...
How to Survive on $50 for 12 Days:
Food: Steal that shit from the rents
Alcohol: I have 2 liters of vodka in the freezer
Makeup: Stocked up in Vegas
Tanning: Unlimited bitches!!!
Gym: In my apartment bitches!!
Yoga: Unlimited bitches!!
I'll stop saying "bitches" now...
Partying: Go to places without cover and pre-drink the shit out of life. If you must have an alcoholic beverage whilst at the bar, buy a couple pocket shots at the liquor store for 2 bucks a piece, stuff them in your bra, order a diet coke (which they give you sans charge), and you're golden!!
Gas (for the car...): Hopefully my parents topped it up, and I guess I'll find out when my car gets back from the shop this afternoon!
And that, my friends, is how I plan on surviving 12 days on 50 bucks...hell I bet I could survive off 5 bucks!! My plan is fool proof!
I sound so optimistic now, but I have a feeling by next week I'll be wanting to die in a puddle of poorness.
I may have to sell something...like a kidney...just kidding, I've looked into that...it's illegal...also selling your eggs isn't legal in Canada. All these things I'm willing to sell, and no legal market for it! Just terrible....
Have a great weekend, and hopefully you have more money than me!
You probably do. Lucky people.
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