SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYYYYWHERE!!!!!!!
Well that song just sneaks up on you!
"Stopped taking my birth control pills, period started again."
-15 year old girl problems!!
"On my rag, blow job week is back." -15 year old girl problems!!
"Swallowing makes me want to gag." -15 year old girl problems!!
"Tried to go out last night, got too drunk and passed out at 9:30pm" -Stephanie Edwards problems
Alright, those last two 15 year old girl problems probably shouldn't be happening to 15 year old girls, although I'm sure they could be. What was I doing when I was 15...grade 9? I was dating Kyley Topping and definitely not tasting his spunk. Holding hands and makin' plans!! I'm pretty sure I was scared of boys when I was 15, Taylor Swift says it all in her song: Fifteen.
Why am I comparing myself to a 15 year old girl this morning you may ask, well it's because I feel like I'm 15 again, although I'm the sexual age of 25! I just ended my stupid period on Sunday, and since I went crazy and stopped taking the pill 3 days in, I seem to have jump started ye ol' bloody system again. I hope it goes away soon, Lazy Sunday just isn't the same without sexual relations. Being a girl sucks balls. We're also out of water at the office so I'm drinking sparkling water, it's pretty tasty actually! 
I'm going to buy new jeans at lunch today!! Although I've been eating like a cow, I've lost some pounds, pretty much all in my rump, so I need to go buy new jeans sooooo badly!!! I'm going to wait till VEGAS to buy nice expensive sexy jeans, but I'm going to need a pair or two to hold me over till then. Damien's coming downtown for lunch, so I'll just change "lunch" to SHOPPING and we're golden!! I know he doesn't want some girlfriend with gross jean bum. FUCK MY FLAT ASS. Thank gosh for full length mirrors at work! Someone was looking out for us gals when they installed that bad boy! 
I tried to go out last night with Mel, but got too drunk and passed out at 9:30pm. WHO AM I??? Whatever, It's Friday, and I'm going to go out and get WEIRD.LET'S GET WEIRD!!!
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