The universe wants me to be single I've decided

Yesterday I was in full "find me a man" mode!! I went on POF and started actually replying to some of the guys who had left me messages, and this one cutie caught my eye. He's only 22 so I just thought we could have some fun and... ya know, so we started messaging back and forth and I let him know I was free Friday night, and he said he was free also. After a little more back and forth chatting, he wrote me: "Are you ok with bi guys?" and I didn't really give it a second thought since I have a lot of gay friends and straight friends...so sure bi-sexuals whatever not a big deal. I give this guy my number and we start talking and he's messaging me about making out with guys and how he wants to get with a dude and how guys making out is so sexy...so I'm like okay, this guy is gay! He then tells me how happy he is he came out to me and how much fun we're going to have at the gay bar and then switches it up in the same text asking what I'm going to wear and starts talking about my thong and how he wants to hold my hand and what sexy outfit I'll be wearing. SO CONFUSING. Anyways, I'm going out with this guy to Twisted tonight....hahaha I'm curious to see what he's like in person!! I don't have a lot of bi friends...gotta broaden my horizon!!

We have an odd plant lady that waters the plants at my office. She has white hair and is about 60 years old. Apparently I was giving off the "I'm single as fuck" vibe because we start talking and she asks me if I'm single. Side note: I'm the worst liar ever, that being said, I reply with: "Yes, I'm single" she says: "Oooooh well I have two single sons that would be PERFECT for you!!!" super plant lady....she continues: "One of them is 31 with 2 little girls and the other is 21 and lives at home with me, would you like to come over to my house to meet him and we can have some appies and wine??" OMG plant lady you're killing me here!!! She sounded soooo excited for me to come over for a glass of wine all I could say was: "Sure, that sounds great." Oh dear god if I actually have to go to her house to meet her 21 year old son I'm going to cry. I need to start coming up with excuses ASAP so I'm prepared.

There is this guy on POF named Dan who's an engineer. BEWARE. We started talking awhile ago, I'd say maybe even a year ago. We were chatting on POF and then I think I added him to my facebook, gave him my number to text, and then he became a stage 5 clinger. I stopped talking to him. Yesterday I start talking to a guy named Dan who's an engineer but has totally different pictures and a new profile so I didn't even make the connection that it might be the same crazy weirdo....we start chatting and I give him my number. He texts me a second later and the text comes up as "Dan POF Crazy" ....super, of course it's the same guy!!! Maybe I'll have better luck today on my search for young love!!