Just another trip to the grocery store???

This evening after yoga, I went to Safeway like a normal young woman does. I Picked up a loaf of bread, a bottle of ranch dressing, and two cans of chicken noodle soup. I then took my delicious soon to be dinner to the register. There was a couple in front of me with a bunch of shit. The dude set the bar that seperates groceries out for me and I set my shit down like a normal person does. Alright, a little background info about yours truly...I text a lot. I get lost in my little texting world and sometimes become oblivious to what's going on around me....haha it happens often! So, I'm being a Tommy Texter as usual, glance down at my groceries, and both soups are missing! I look around at the other peoples groceries to see if they got left behind...or maybe got stuck somewhere...my soup is no where to be found!! I then start texting Mel...like "WHERE DID MY SOUP GO???" hahaha whilst texting Mel, I notice the cashier pick up my ranch dressing and add it to the couple in front of me's order. No one is noticing this.

I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING. HAHHAHAH so now I'm down to a loaf of bread. hahahah in line at safeway for 20 minutes now, with a $2.20 loaf of fucking bread. People at Safeway must have thought I was insane looking down at my bread and laughing to myself. I get to the cashier and she asks: "Just the loaf of bread?" HAHAHA apparently lady....apparently. I am now seated on the couch with two pieces of toasted bread. Super Supper :)