Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Things I'm Excited For:

  • Christmas in Phoenix!
  • Christmas. 
  • Decorating my office all Christmasy tomorrow!!
  • SHOPPING IN PHOENIX
  • FUCKING TARGET.
  • Harold and Kumar 3D TONIGHT
  • Making an epic gingerbread house!! (Mel, let's do this!!)
  • Skating, Tobogganing, BOWLING (this sat!) 
  • Getting ear plugs so I don't hear my annoying neighbors at 5am
  • Santa hats on the cacti in Phoenix!
  • My sister coming home from Deadmonton for CHRISTMAS
  • Making cute cookies, eating cookies...EGG NOG.
Have I mentioned how much I freaking LOVE Christmas?? IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!!!! And, It's pretty much a month long!!

Christmas: The only time I don't miss Stampede. 

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Subway knows me too well...

I look in the bag my sandwich is in, and find SIX napkins. Sounds about right...they must watch me chow down...it isn't pretty!!

Monday, 28 November 2011

I feel a good week approaching!!

Usually I'm so bleh on Mondays, but I am feeling this one!!! I have to have lost 3.5 pounds by Thursday which I'm totally screwed for, but other than that life is FAB! So, goal for this week: lose 3.5 pounds, and I'm sure it won't be that hard...run, run, run, and try not to stuff my face, I'm golden!!

I had one of the funnest weekends I've had in a really long time, being surrounded by my best friends all weekend was AMAZING! Friday night Begin had her housewarming party which started at her house and about 6 of us gal pals went to Republik, which was a freaking BLAST!!! We did way too many jager bombs...and had A LOT of jello shots at the house...I don't think I made it past 1:30am, and that's being generous! We met our new pal Nicole out at Republik...TOO MUCH FUN!!!! I woke up in my bed naked, with full make-up on, and a bottle of ketchup open...haha that's how you know it's a good night!!


Saturday was even more eventful than Friday, if that's even possible!! Me and Mel woke up hungover AS FUCK. I really didn't want to get out of bed, ever, but Mel was craving McDicks, and I really wanted a mimosa, so alas, we eventually ventured out of the house. Trev, Brad, and Crystal were at our neighborhood pub, Toque, having some breakfast and baileys, so we popped by and said hello :) Me, Mel, John Thai, Cory, and Chris had been planning this epic day where we would make a fort, cook a turkey, and play video games, but I wasn't sure it was going to happen until Cory said he had started cooking this freaking turkey!! Hahaa after wandering around downtown hungover as balls, me and Mel decided we actually had to venture to Cory's house and go through with this amazing day of fort, drinking, turkey awesomeness. We made a list, got our shit together, and finally made it to Cory's around 2:00pm....picked up John Thai on the way...and some wine of course!! What a fun day...omgggg being with your best friends in a freaking "fort" (it was really more of a canopy over the couch), watching Harold and Kumar....drinking...eating so much you want to burst!! SO GOOD.

We eventually ventured back to my apartment to pre-drink and meet up with Robyn and V to go to Hudsons....then the night time drunk started....YEESH. Going from drunk, to hungover, to drunk, to hungover probably 10 times on Saturday!! When we got to Hudsons, we just started pounding back shots and chugging drinks.....hmm this recall of my weekend adventures is making me sound really classy....hah terrible. I ended up leaving Hudsons around 12:30 and going to the gay bar to dance the night awayyyy!!! Stayed at Twisted for a bit, then called up Trevyn to meet me for shwarma, ate some shwarma....got home and passed out, woke up again in the nude with full make up on. When I woke up Sunday I realized my contacts had been in since Thursday wine night. Hahaa Sunday I had to go get Mel from Cory's, and we died there till about 2pm, when we finally took our butts back to our apartment. During this Sunday relaxing/dying day, there was also an insane wind storm going on around us. Good thing we left Cory's when we did because they closed downtown and wouldn't let any traffic in!! I would have cried if me and Mel couldn't get home!!

And there you have it folks, another rendition of: WTF happened this weekend??!?

Saturday, 26 November 2011

Forts, alcohol, turkey!! Shabahh!!!

Gettin drunk in a fort with a turkey in the oven! Why the fuck not? MUaHAHA!!!!

Friday, 25 November 2011

My boss is a crazy person.

I started buying granola bars over a year ago for my office. One day we ran out and my boss asked me where the granola bars were and that I should order more because he likes them. Like a good little employee I've been ordering granola bars since. Today my boss says to me: "Who's been ordering these granola bars?? Who eats them??"

Mr. Friend UPDATE

After text flirting with Mr. Friend every day now for at least a month, we still have not met up! He sends me texts like: "You know I'd really like to take you to dinner" or "Could we meet up for drinks downtown" and I reply "Sure! I'd love to!" or "Sounds great! Let me know when you're free!"....okay I'm not exaggerating when I say this has been going on, on and off, for two years. We live 10 minutes away from each other, both have vehicles, and text each other from the couch...hahahhahaa why can't we just meet up?? I DON'T GET IT!!! He'll say he wants to meet up and never follows through! I invited him to Wine Night last night and he was really excited about it the day before, but when the time comes to meet up he says: "It's too far" omfg Wine Night isn't in Airdrie or freaking Okotoks, it's downtown. YOU HAVE A VEHICLE. I'm over it now. I really should have been over it the first time this happened. It's not even just this guy who is flakey as fuck and apparently just wants to flirt text, I feel like it's a lot of guys.

This is becoming my number one pet peeve: guys who ask you out when they're drunk and don't follow through. Why ask me out every time we're at the bar, but never actually follow through with it? What is the freaking point??

I'm frustrated with men, well can we really call Mr. Friend a man? NAY. On to the next one...

Thursday, 24 November 2011

Sex.

You know when you get that "omg I wanna get laid itch"? Not an actual itch....if you have an actual itch you should probably go get it checked out. I want to have sex with someone I actually like, and the problem is, I don't like anyone right now. It takes time to meet someone....develop feelings...have them woo you...then actually have good meaningful sex with them...but I want this meaningful sex right meow! Fuck it...I'll have meaningful sex with myself.