Showing posts with label Contacts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Contacts. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Young Stephanie Ruined My Life/Vision

Let me tell you a nice morning story. There once was a girl named Stephanie, who was jealous of all the kids at school who had braces and glasses. Why you may ask? I don't know, Stephanie was an odd child. Alright, cat's out of the bag...I'm Stephanie, and talking in the third person is hurting my brain! Long story short, I started wearing my friend's glasses and now my eyes are fucked. I have learned a valuable lesson from my childhood though: If my kid starts asking for glasses or braces I'm just going to give them to him/her. I'm going to make a great mother, and probably have the most spoiled brat of a child. Super. Can't wait.

I ordered contacts yesterday, because I have been wearing my last set of contacts for a month, and they're only supposed to last 2 weeks. My right contact has been fuzzy and going crazy, and I couldn't wait anymore, so I went to the optometrist hoping I could get a new set of contacts without renewing my prescription. False. I needed an eye exam. No biggy though. This morning I had an eye exam and purchased new contacts, and my eyes feel like one millionnn dollars!!

I don't understand why you can buy contacts online without a prescription, but through an optometrist you need a valid prescription. Maybe it's for insurance purposes. Maybe you can't submit contacts you purchased online to your insurance company. I'm going to get to the bottom of this! I'll submit the contacts I purchased through the optometrist and the ones I ordered online! MUAHA!!!

Thursday, 15 March 2012

Cute Kitties and Wine Nights

Sup SUP home slices!!

It's Thursday afternoon and I am sooooo excited that tomorrow is Friday!!! I entered Floufy in a "dramatic cat" contest today!! The Calgary Humane Society is giving away CATS musical tickets and I hope I win!!!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=346933945347792&set=a.345808468793673.75110.124316117609577&type=1&theater

How could that cute kitty cat not win? What a poser! hah I'm hyper. Yoga day three did not go as planned. I was walking home from work yesterday and suddenly got crazy light headed, and felt so weird!! I started thinking what I was doing differently lately that would make me feel so weak and weird, and thought maybe it was because I had left my contacts in for a week and a half and my eyes weren't getting enough oxygen. Once I thought I was becoming oxygen deprived I freaked my freak and started googling what happens when you wear your contacts too long on my iPhone, which was being slow as fuck and freaking me out even more!!! The reason my contacts have been in since the dawn of time AKA last last week, is because my contact solution ran out and I was so poor I didn't want to buy any more!! I'm buying more contact solution tonight don't worry. Anywho, during my weak stumble home, I stopped in at Safeway and got some Vector bars and crunchy peanut butter granola bars in hopes of increasing my energy!! I got home and laid on the couch until Nicole came over to chill and drink vino.

Last night was a very drunk night to be Stephanie Edwards. Nicole showed up with three bottles of wine, and we polished off two of them. Holy wine night batman. I'm going to have to re-watch all the television we tried to watch last night!! Modern Family, Happy Endings, and Whitney. I'm surprised I went for a run today! It was such a beautiful day in Calgary! I took some really pretty shots outside of the river and trees! I'm so happy spring has sprung!

2 days until the St. Paddy's epic shit show!! WOOHOO!!!