John Thai's birthday is Friday!!!! I am severely beyond stoked!! I want to dance all night long!! Saturday is Mel's parents' 50th birthdays (what a mouthful), and we're going to have a little shindig at her place! I think I'm in charge of greeting people, and sending them to the bar of course!! I think Sunday I'm having dindin with dames and his mom, and sister, which should be delicious and cute! Everyone keeps asking me if I'm nervous to meet Damien's mom....I don't think I am? I think it's different when you've been friends with the person you're dating, because I'd want to meet his mom even if we weren't dating!

Trying to find an exciting male speedo in Calgary: Freaking impossible!!! Me and Dames went bathing suit shopping last night, and could not find a fun patterned speedo for him! I asked our friend Asia, who's in Thailand, if they had any exciting patterns, and I am patiently waiting a response! So far, the only cool patterns I've found are on eBay. We're obviously just going to have to go on a trip to Europe and collect all of the amazing speedos!! That's really the only answer to our speedo problem! I tried to order one from speedo online in the US, but found out they don't ship to Canada....I haven't told Damien that sad news yet.

P.S. REAL HOUSEWIVES WAS THE SHIT LAST NIGHT!!!!! #addicted